Council Scum
6:36 Mon Oct 24
Re: Northern Monkey Rugby
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Like footballers making fouls or giving penalties away? Morons
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Swiss.
6:27 Mon Oct 24
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Rugby Union is a game for morons. Im mean when a guy is tackled he doesn't release the ball even knowing he will give a penalty but does it anyway.
The if there's a "maul"which is bunch of players rolling aorund in the mud on top of each other. Someone goes in from the side, again knowing he's going to give away a penalty but does it anyway.
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Far Cough
6:24 Mon Oct 24
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CS, yeah perhaps genius is the wrong word. What I mean is he was lump that played on the wing, an absolute freak of nature
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Swiss.
6:21 Mon Oct 24
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Northern Sold 3:43 Mon Oct 24
What do you think all those rugger buggers and their posh tottie gfs listen to when they go clubbing or have a house party. The Jam ?
House/techno/dance is what they bop to.
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Council Scum
6:09 Mon Oct 24
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" genius in players like Jonah Lomu"
Bit of a shit example, he was just a massive lump.
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Side of Ham
5:55 Mon Oct 24
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Wasn't there a suggestion once of a game in each others sports between pro rugby players and pro footballers and the footballers shit it?
Well the mens game did, I think our women footballers were up for it.....
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Northern Sold
5:10 Mon Oct 24
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Blimey you don’t half follow me around a lot Kenzo son nowadays… you must be taking over Creepy Descents mantle I reckon… you want a cuddle or something??
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Mr Kenzo
5:03 Mon Oct 24
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www.iloverollingaroundinmudwithothermen.com
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Northern Sold
4:52 Mon Oct 24
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See Sven thinks it's all about running... most distance covered means you are the fittest sportsman... see the thing is Sven son old fat Dan Cole... all 18 stone of him or whatever he is... may only run 4 or 5 miles a game... but he's also having to tackle... run... pass..., kick (well, some do) ... scrum... ruck... maul.... ruck ... maul...lift up your back row and locks at line outs ... scrum... tackle... carry... get tackled by a another 18 stone juggernault... whilst also thinking critically on the field.... 80 mins a game... every game. How do you think 99% of pro footballers would get on in that scenario?? Yet Wilko, O'Driscoll and plenty of others could have played at a decent level in football...
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Sven Roeder
4:48 Mon Oct 24
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I know you are a bit of a chubby chaser NORTHERN but its true .... football that is based on skill doesnt tend to have enormous lumps suitable for rugby
AAAAAACTUALLLLY ... when I was looking for those distance numbers I saw that Mitchell Johnson covered 20km on the first day of an Ashes Test
NOT AT THE WACA THOUGH
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Far Cough
4:39 Mon Oct 24
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I know is about league but if you can't see the genius in players like Jonah Lomu (may he Rest in Peace), then you must be blind.
I'm not a huge rugby fan but I like watching sides like the Boks versus the ABs, the former relying mostly on strength, love watching Etsebeth taking people apart and the ABs on their skilful passing
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Lee Trundle
4:32 Mon Oct 24
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Is this the one where they try to fuck the ground once they've been tackled?
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Northern Sold
4:30 Mon Oct 24
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What about Cricketers Sven son??
Or more specifically Aussie Cricketers Sven son??
Or even More specifically Aussie cricketers that play in Sheffield Shield Cricket Sven Son??
Or even much More specifically Aussie Cricketers that play in Sheffield Shield Cricket at the WACA Sven Son??
Or even much much more specifically….
SQUAWCKKKKKK !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look I think we all know that there are probably plenty of RU Pro’s that could have played at a decent level and maybe even pro playing footballer… could any footballers play Rugby Union?? Nope… only one that might have been able to do it was Rooney so they reckon…
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Sven Roeder
4:13 Mon Oct 24
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Yes, rugby union players fitter than footballers
Ha ha
Two words ... Dan Cole
Beer belly , couldnt run out of sight in a month of Sundays.
Saw some stats from about 5 years ago of distances covered in a match-
Basketball 4km
Tennis 5km
Rugby union 7km
Rugby league 7.2km
Football 10-12km (less for keepers obvs)
AFL 14-20km
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Mr Kenzo
4:13 Mon Oct 24
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No, they sing about swinging Chariots which is even worse
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Northern Sold
3:43 Mon Oct 24
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Not your game Swiss... they don't belt out shite house music at Twickenham or the Stoop...
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Swiss.
2:34 Mon Oct 24
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Rugby Union is shit as well. At least in League they don't keep giving away stupid penalties like they do in Union.
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Northern Sold
2:17 Mon Oct 24
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Wrong thread you lunatic
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BRANDED
1:12 Mon Oct 24
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Its still nice to hear some proper regional English accents as opposed to mockney though innit?
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Far Cough
1:07 Mon Oct 24
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Rugby league is played in over 70 nations throughout the world. Four countries – Australia, England, France, & New Zealand, – have teams that play at a professional level, while the rest are semi-professional, mainly Papua New Guinea and Wales, or amateur. 45 national teams are ranked by the RLIF and a further 32 are officially recognized and unranked.[41] The strongest rugby league nations are Australia, England, New Zealand and Tonga.
Wikibollocks
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Swiss.
1:02 Mon Oct 24
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Yes a joke of a game and even more of a WC. Why not just give the trophy to Aus now. They are by the far the best. It's even only played in Queensland I think where it is massive.
And in the UK in the M62 corridor.
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